Become a member today and start sharing your creations! Sign up Receive these membership benefits:. Limit to:. Supported Games. Expanded Collapsed Hidden. Left Right. Small Regular. Click Hover. Left Center Right. Fixed Floating. Post all of your awesome TTS one liners, such as: The sprinkler goes spspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse spspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse A rofl train goes tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche wuuu wuuu wuuu tchdvdxtche tchdvdxtche A roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi Don't post one that's already been posted!
TTS Hall of Fame 1. A roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi. Add Reply Sign up to access this! Semore Joined 12y ago. URL to post:. Krylzay Joined 12y ago. Chaos Joined 13y ago. Joined 14y ago. Joined 13y ago. Joined 12y ago.Artificial Intelligence. Music composition. Voice Composition.
Algorithmic music. Image - Video. File conversions. Between the strophes should be a blank line. The application will analyze the lyrics and will build a unique procedurally generated melody. If you like the melody you can save it and use it as if it were your own. You are viewing a saved form created Load clean form. Input data. Language R. Tonality R. Random Major Minor. Tempo R. Random 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 Singer R.
A cappella R. No Yes. Time Signature R. Generate video clip R. Upload your images. Allowed: jpeg, jpg, bmp, wmf, gif, png, ico, tiff, emf, rle, mov, wmv, avi, mp4, gif, mkv, flv Max size : 10 MB Drag and drop files anywhere. Lyrics R. Melobytes Guest execution limit: 5. Share Download. Quick feedback Your rate Good Neutral Bad.Think you got what it takes to write for Cracked. Then submit an article or some other pieces of content. Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members.
Subscribers also have access to loads of hidden content. Join now and wield the awesome power of the thumb. If you're already an awesome Cracked subscriber, click here to login. Some song lyrics are beautiful. Some are funny. It's time they were exposed! Because anyone with an education would understand that it's grammatically incorrect to use double negatives. Only one line in, and you've already disproved your own damn argument.
I love this record baby but I can? I can? You change your mind like a girl changes clothes. Look, I get that your saying that he changes his mind frequently. But if that was true, the lyrics should be:. You change your mind as often as a girl changes clothes. The original lyrics imply that he changes his mind similar to the way girls change clothes. How DO girls change clothes?
And how is it similar to changing minds? Please explain. Please, please explain. By example, if you must. Just like the Fray's cover version. In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul To a woman so heartless How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless? Who is "them? Who is "She"? Who is "You"? You are actually a POP star. It says so on iTunes.
If you can't figure out your own damn GENRE, we have another problem other than your man leaving you. I don't mind you coming here wasting all my time 'Cause when you're standing oh so near I kinda lose my mind. I think I kind of would mind if someone's very presence made me insane. I do too.
You know WHY? Think about it; every second a child is born. The world as we knew it didn't have that child in it. And yet we don't notice. Most of you didn't know this book existed.With series focused so heavily on humour, there's a ton of awesome speeches and quoteable lines.
Spoiler, of course, follow. Community Showcase More. Follow TV Tropes. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. About fucking time. I have so many things to complain about. The Emperor's first words in This shit is so surreal. Am I on drugs? Big E upon seeing the Fabstodes. I am the Emperor. For millenia I have stridden across life carefully watching as the seed of what is to come has risen from its earthly barrows into the starlit sky.
TTS for the first 100 jokes on Reddit
This seed, known as Mankind, I have existed along from the time of my birth. I let the seed grow, I nurtured it, did my best to have it remain healthy and secure. But, as it kept on growing, I could not keep up. I could not come with it, but could only watch from afar as its health deteriorated and vegetation grew bleak. As I entered into the realm of the half-life the only thing I could experience was despair. My work that I had driven to construct for such a long time had been obliterated in but a mere moment.
Mankind, my once pure seed, had fallen into the hands of sheer, corrosive, and preposterous prudence. And at no other time has this been displayed as intensely as this very moment. Because holy fucking shit these questions are the worst fucking shit I have ever read what ever became of mankind? You know who. There's still time to warn him! I could save everyone You once more managed to succeed, on an impossible mission You went straight through a literal hellscape, containing legions upon legions of eldritch abominations, and some of the most elite Chaos Space Marines the enemy would have to offer, that even the greatest of warriors would perish to.
You succeeded because you were trained by the BOOK! Marneus Calgar. Kaldor Draigo. Kitten, every time someone mentions he's got a personal beef against the Tau. I did it! I am best forgefather! Vulkan He'stan, best forgefather. You bear many titles. All of them drenched in cold blood, I can sense. Leman Russ. I would never ride in a chair that walks for you when I have a pair of functioning legs!Spanning nearly 40 years of hip-hop history, these lines show that MCs have always had a knack for cracking funny jokes, whether it's at their own expense or that of their rivals.
And while some rappers deliver cutting insults, some just like spitting puns that would make the corniest dad proud. Ahead, we've rounded up the funniest rap lyrics ever written. Game might not have the details of Kanye's car accident exactly right. Got a dark skin friend, look like Michael Jackson. Despite his general persona, Kanye isn't completely serious all the time.
Will Smith's reputation as a wholesome rapper got its start with songs like "Parents Just Don't Understand," thanks to PG jokes about pants. That makes you warm. Tyga, that's not how temperatures work.
Melobytes (text to song) (procedurally generated music)
There is none left. It was salty with butter, and it was def. You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood. But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food. In addition to eating a can of dog food, you are also illin' if you order McDonald's at a KFC, forget which sporting event you are attending, and try to hit on a girl despite having terrible breath, according to Run DMC. Turn around, sit down, let 'em bite yo butt.
My diamonds are reckless. It feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace. Ludacris excels at coming up with punchlines like this. I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby. Is Eminem an amazing rapper? But they can't all be "Stan. It tried to eat my cell phone. He ran away.Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking. Come on in, feel free to do some looking.
You are about to get spammed with dank memes. Prepare all nukes and weapons for the Great Spam War. If you can contain the amount of spam I have, you will be granted with special powers that allow you to smoke weed times harder.
Not only that, but you will have a laggy as fuck laptop. You know how lucky you are?????? My laptop runs at FPS and it never lags or is slow.
You will pay the price by me giving you a link Which shall contain a download which will wipe all your memory off the face of this universe and overwrite it with my own software, Memesoftlocker2.xQc Funny TTS Donations #1
You are so damn lucky you know that? But if you were able to read up to this point congratulations, you suck. But click this link www. You lucky slut, but you will get the best computer software ever that makes your computer lag so bad that you can't even use it.
Now, Please stop reading this message as it ends now Excuse me? I find vaping to be one of the best things in my life. It has carried me through the toughest of times and brought light and vapor upon my spirit. You're just another one of those people who doesn't believe in chem trails and fluoride turning us gay. Your ignorance to the government is what makes you a sheep in today's society.
The 30 Funniest Rap Lyrics of All Time
Have fun being a slave to todays's system. I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.Ned There once was a man named Ned Whose feet were too big for his bed So he cut them off and his friends did scoff, but at least he didn't bump his head.
Soda Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up. Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke.
Computer Hope Forum
People choke. Now were back to drinking coke. The Ex If you think I want you back, then you must be smoking crack! Everyone wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain. I cared, you didn't. I cried, you laughed. I was hurt, you smiled. I moved on, you realized.
Too late. Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one. Before you assume, learn. Before you judge, understand. Before you hurt, feel. Before you say, think. She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying.